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Updated: 03 Mar 04:08

Future remains unclear for Serena Williams

03 Mar 03:23

Serena Williams has been a bit of a mystery from the moment she stormed to her first U.S. Open victory as a 17-year-old in 1999.

West Virginia beats No. 16 Connecticut 65-56

03 Mar 03:12

Kevin Jones scored 13 of his 15 points in the second half and West Virginia used a late run to beat No. 16 Connecticut 65-56 on Wednesday ni ...

Horford's 31 points lead Hawks past Bulls

03 Mar 03:04

Al Horford matched his career high with 31 points, including a jam with 29 seconds remaining to give Atlanta its first lead, and the Hawks beat ...

Serena Williams recuperating after pulmonary embolism

03 Mar 02:53

Serena Williams is back home recuperating after two health scares she describes as "extremely hard, scary, and disappointing."

Barnes' 3 gives No. 13 UNC win at Florida State

03 Mar 02:35

Freshman Harrison Barnes' three-pointer from the top of the key with 3 seconds to play gave No. 13 North Carolina a 72-70 victory at Florida ...

Car Junky Automotive News Articles

Automotive News and Information

Updated: 24 Feb 20:21

The Transportation Shake Up

24 Jan 06:05

For those who live in rural areas, giving up your vehicle and choosing to travel solely by alternate modes of transportation is difficult.

Buying A Fuel Efficient Vehicle

15 Jan 04:03

When it comes to purchasing a new vehicle, you might want to consider buying the most fuel-efficient one that meets your needs. Follow these tips to help you make an informed decision

Recycling Your Vehicle

15 Jan 03:52

Finding ways to divert harmful waste from our landfills is a constant concern for Canadians. Many times, we forget that recycling goes beyond household items and in fact spills into our driveways with some of the largest polluters out there our vehicles.

Save Fuel With A Block Heater For Your Car

23 Dec 04:40

Give your vehicle a head start by using a block heater. This will warm the coolant in your engine and allow it to start warm and rise to its optimal operating temperature faster.

5 Ways To Go Green, Drive Lean And Clean

23 Dec 04:34

By changing your driving behaviour to one with fuel efficiency in mind, you could save up to $500 a year in fuel costs and prevent more than 1,000 kilograms of carbon dioxide from needlessly entering the atmosphere.

30 Years Makes a Big Difference

30 Years Difference

What a difference 30 years makes:

1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair

1973: KEG
2003: EKG

1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: Moving to California because it's cool
2003: Moving to California because it's war

1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage

1973: The Grateful Dead
2003: Dr. Kevorkian

1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint

1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Being called into the principal's office
2003: Calling the principal's office

1973: Screw the system
2003: Upgrade the system

1973: Disco
2003: Costco

1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1973: Passing the drivers' test
2003: Passing the vision test

1973: Whatever
2003: Depends

AUTHOR UNKNOWN--but apparently is up there in his/her age! LOL

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A NUN IN A TAXI

A Nun In A Taxi

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.''

''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.''

She responds, ''Well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic.''

The cab driver is very excited and says, ''Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!''

The nun says ''OK, pull into the next alley.''

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. ''My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?''

''Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.''

The nun says, ''That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.''

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Auto Racing News: CBSSports.com

The latest Auto Racing news from CBSSports.com

Updated: 28 Feb 11:51

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27 Feb 00:52

Polesitter Kyle Busch dominated early and held off Carl Edwards late for the Nationwide Series' first wire-to-wire win in seven years on Saturday, setting up the chance for a perfect weekend at Phoenix International Raceway.

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26 Feb 21:52

Two-time Daytona 500 winner Michael Waltrip visited the Chicago White Sox spring training facility Saturday, suiting up to join the team on the field for the day.

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26 Feb 04:04

Kyle Busch was fastest out of the pits on the opening stop and on the track the rest of the night, leading the final 107 laps to win a wreck-filled NASCAR trucks race at Phoenix International Raceway on Friday.

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24 Feb 03:36

Forbes' annual rankings show that Hendrick Motorsports is the most valuable team in NASCAR for the third consecutive year.

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23 Feb 20:43

The National Guard spends about $20 million to sponsor Dale Earnhardt Jr., NASCAR's most popular driver. The U.S. Army pays $7.4 million to sponsor Ryan Newman. The U.S. Air Force doles out $1.6 million to sponsor AJ Allmendinger. Some lawmakers believe those deals are excessive and unnecessary.