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Updated: 07 Nov 12:13

Avs stay unbeaten at home with shootout win over Blackhawks

07 Nov 06:55

Chris Stewart scored in the eighth round of the shootout, helping the NHL-leading Colorado Avalanche remain unbeaten at home ...

Kobe scores 41, becomes youngest to reach 24,000 points

07 Nov 06:38

Kobe Bryant scored 41 points while becoming the youngest player to reach 24,000, leading the short-handed Los Angeles Lakers ...

Hansbrough debuts with 13 points as Pacers down Wizards

07 Nov 06:26

Tyler Hansbrough scored 13 points in his pro debut to help the Indiana Pacers beat the Washington Wizards 102-86 on Friday night.

No. 5 Boise State survives scare from Louisiana Tech

07 Nov 05:55

Kellen Moore threw for 354 yards and three touchdowns, and No. 5 Boise State survived a brief scare on the road with a 45-35 ...

Freshman Wall scores 27 to lead Kentucky in exhibition rout

07 Nov 05:49

John Wall proved to be worth the wait. The heralded Kentucky freshman scored 27 points in his collegiate debut as the fifth-ranked ...

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Updated: 07 Nov 12:30

Fuel Efficient Cars are becoming more Affordable

06 Nov 22:40

With so many new energy efficient cars in showrooms today, there's never been a better time to go green with your next car purchase.

Who Has Banned Cell Phones?

31 Oct 08:34

Who has banned cell phones? Find out which countries around the world, and which states here in the U.S. have a ban on cell phones while driving. Get some interesting facts on partial bans and the amounts of some fines enforced around the world if you are caught talking on your cell phone while driving. Driving is distracting enough without adding phone coverstations and texting into the equation.

Americans Support Banning Cell Phones in Cars

30 Oct 07:00

Many Americans support banning cell phones in cars. An insurance survey revealed that 45 percent of drivers have been hit or nearly hit by another driver using a cell phone. DWD or driving while distracted is becoming a real problem on the road. Many people say they would support a cell phone in cars ban.

10 Scary Myths About The Law...DUI Is One Of Them

30 Oct 06:12

10 scary myths about the law-DUI is one of them. Find out how you can be arrested for drinking under the influence when you are not legally drunk. There are some misconceptions about tickets, those for DUI and other driving violations that you should know the facts about!

Green Friendly Cars From EarthTalk

30 Oct 03:44

Green Friendly Cars from EarthTalk talks about how celebrities and billionaires are buying green friendly cars like the Tesla Roadster, but what can the average citizen afford? There are plenty of hybrid and low emission vehicles out there. Affordable alternative fuel vehicles that the average person can choose from.

30 Years Makes a Big Difference

30 Years Difference

What a difference 30 years makes:

1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair

1973: KEG
2003: EKG

1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: Moving to California because it's cool
2003: Moving to California because it's war

1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage

1973: The Grateful Dead
2003: Dr. Kevorkian

1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint

1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Being called into the principal's office
2003: Calling the principal's office

1973: Screw the system
2003: Upgrade the system

1973: Disco
2003: Costco

1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1973: Passing the drivers' test
2003: Passing the vision test

1973: Whatever
2003: Depends

AUTHOR UNKNOWN--but apparently is up there in his/her age! LOL

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A NUN IN A TAXI

A Nun In A Taxi

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.''

''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.''

She responds, ''Well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic.''

The cab driver is very excited and says, ''Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!''

The nun says ''OK, pull into the next alley.''

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. ''My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?''

''Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.''

The nun says, ''That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.''

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Auto Racing News: CBSSports.com

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Updated: 07 Nov 12:08

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07 Nov 04:08

Kyle Busch started his Texas tripleheader with another NASCAR Trucks Series victory.

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06 Nov 18:25

While Jimmie Johnson says he won't coast his way to a title, the talk around Texas Motor Speedway is around Danica Patrick and whether she can be more than just a marketing champion, Pete Pistone says.